the Life Aquatic with Steve Zissou

the Life Aquatic with Steve Zissou (2004)

 

The Life Aquatic! What's not to love about the Life Aquatic? Steve Zissou is killer. from the red toques to his Campari on the rocks, Steve Zissou is jut awesome.

the Bellafonte is my favourite boat in any movie Ever.

Bill Murray is forever funny, and Anjelica Houston did a fantastic job as Eleanor, and as much as i don't like Cate Blanchett, she was ok in this flick. i don't like Owen Wilson, either.

I love Jeff Goldblum, and he was good in this movie. this movie was so funny, and definitely unique.

how i wish i could be on team Zissou, that would be a great adventure.

the plotline was great! the pirates, Jeff's baot, and Cody!

Is Steve Zissou the most fascinating man on the planet? yes, he is.

This movie really was the fantastic combination of humor and drama and marine biology.

the Life Aquatic, really was a brilliantly plotted and a brilliantly performed movie.

Steve Zissou and his Team deserve a whopping 5 outta 5 stars, for this fantastically crafted wonder of a movie.

 

 



Teeth

Teeth (2007)

 

Ok, Teeth. I was thrilled with the concept of teeth in a vag, but I was not thrilled with this film.
For One, they never showed the tooth vagina! That was the purpose! All they showed was bloody dinks lying on the floor chopped off. Not appealing, I must say. The Irony in this film was that Dawn was one of those "pro-abstinence" girls and then she used her vag to catch creepers! What the hell?!
This movie contained questionable content, like how she did her brother. Her brother. You read that right folks. Or how she did an old man in a car, though they don't show it.
The bio on Wikipedia says it's a "comedy-horror" but there was little horror and all comedy! It was so awful, it was funny! Like when the dog ate her brother's dink! I was killing myself laughing!
To sum it up, the movie was pretty bad. I could've done a better job in my backyard, if I wanted to.
It had a classic bad-horror / comedic touch so that counts for something, all in all, Teeth received only two stars, not a very good movie.