Turn Me On, Goddammit! (Fåmegpå, forfaen)

Fåmegpå, forfaen (2011)

 

Yes, i love Norwegian foreign films. i can't get enough of 'em! i really enjoyed this one, even though it was a little racy.

Not too racy, you didn't even see anything. This movie is about s fifteen year-old girl, Alma, and she is kind of discovering her self... in a sexual kind of way, but that's not what it's about.

Anyways, Alma's mother thinks she is crazy and a pervert. Now see, Alma has had a huge crush on a boy (as seen in the poster) and one day she was at a party and she quote on quote "dreamed" that she was outside and he kind of sexually harassed her. she went inside and told her friends, and then her friends confronted him and made Alma look like a fool. Everyone in the town starts calling her,

Dikk- Alma. One day, Alma has had enough and runs away to Oslo to stay with her best friend's older sister.

It really was a great movie, and i can't get too much into it, i don't want to spoil the ending! This film brings you into Alma's mind, and how Alma is struggling to find herself, and find a way to express her feelings to her dream guy. the ending is really cute.

The whole film was in subtitles, because it was... NORWEGIAN, and i really enjoy listening to the Norwegian language.

Great film, 4 stars.

 

 

Khaled

Khaled (2001)

 

Wow. what a weird movie. This movie surrounds a young boy, named Khaled. His mother is kind of dodgy, she is all skinny, a smoker, she is ill, she can barely afford to take care of them, and Khaled has to wash his mother in the bathtub, and I'm pretty sure she was on drugs in this movie. she has some sort of illness. Anyways, Child Protective Services is on her back, and one day, Khaled comes home to his dead mother. yes, dead.

What a twist! His mother was lying in her bed, dead. throughout the rest of this movie, Khaled faces his bullies and tries living on with his mother gone, except for she is still in the house! He puts lipstick on her (the next Norman Bates, maybe?), and when the body starts to smell, yes, it is the house that long, he Frebreeze's it to hide the stench.

This movie was actually disturbing, quite gross and just plain weird. Just look at the movie poster! it is some sort of weird Canadian film.

this movie is so underground, and so unknown, and so bad and weird, there isn't even a trailer, so i can't show it to you guys.

1 star out of five.

A Serbian Film (Srpski Film)

A Serbian Film (2009)

A Serbian Film, A.K.A., Srpski Film in Serbia, was the most, and if not, one of the most, messed up disturbing and most horrific films i have ever seen. It was about some sort of f'd up snuff porno...

Milos, is a retired porn star, or a porn star going into retirement... he decides to do one last porno... it is SO weird. he has to kill a slut, and he cuts off his dink, and he decapitates a whore, and he rapes his nine-year-old son... i don't regret watching it, but i certainly did not enjoy it.

the effects sucked. the blood, the gore. i mean, the decapitation was okay, the blood spurting out of everywhere was okay, but mot of it was super fake, and low-budget. i mean, just look at the movie poster.

it's not that it was gory, but it was just disturbing. he is being drugged and forced into doing all these horrible things, and the end was the grossest part.

this movie has less than one star out of five...

 

if you still want to see this movie, here's the trailer. oh! and the whole movie is in Serbian but there is subtitles.

 

and here's the link to the website where you can buy the movie:

http://www.serbianfilmmovie.com/

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