Teeth

Teeth (2007)

 

Ok, Teeth. I was thrilled with the concept of teeth in a vag, but I was not thrilled with this film.
For One, they never showed the tooth vagina! That was the purpose! All they showed was bloody dinks lying on the floor chopped off. Not appealing, I must say. The Irony in this film was that Dawn was one of those "pro-abstinence" girls and then she used her vag to catch creepers! What the hell?!
This movie contained questionable content, like how she did her brother. Her brother. You read that right folks. Or how she did an old man in a car, though they don't show it.
The bio on Wikipedia says it's a "comedy-horror" but there was little horror and all comedy! It was so awful, it was funny! Like when the dog ate her brother's dink! I was killing myself laughing!
To sum it up, the movie was pretty bad. I could've done a better job in my backyard, if I wanted to.
It had a classic bad-horror / comedic touch so that counts for something, all in all, Teeth received only two stars, not a very good movie.